Lesbian, nun, or cat:
Choose one.
Because guys are overrated.
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Do you know what’s better than pictures of cats?
Gifs of cats.
I fucking love cats so fucking much omfg
why are dog lovers so hateful??? like you meet a cat lover and they’re like “oh i love dogs a lot too! i just prefer cats!” but dog lovers are always like “my ENTIRE FAMILY was MURDERED by a CAT, a cat STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND, BURNED MY HOUSE DOWN, TOOK MY JOB AND KEYED UP MY CAR"
Purr = happy cat noise
Gato = Spanish for cat
Purgatory = infinite realm of happy Spanish cats
So today I talked to my grandpa for a few minutes, cut out twenty-three hearts for my pillows, woke up at noon, wore a dress, didn’t go anywhere, only texted Marissa and Tessy to ask about senior portraits, made sweet tea, did the dishes, and fed the cats. I hardly did anything today, but it felt kinda good to work on my project and it felt even better to not text anyone. I wonder if anyone will want to hang out tomorrow. If no one wants to, I’ll just work on my pillows some more. No biggie. Time to take a shower and go to bed.
Anonymous asked:
Why are you grounded??
Because I’m 17 years old and forget to do my chores that consist of walking my dogs around a park which takes 10 minutes, feeding my cats 5 times a day, picking up the cat plates because they need to eat on fresh plates at every meal, and doing the dishes on the weekend.
I just want to do my homework.
this video is so freaking awkward I cant stop laughing
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It’s literally saying “no”.
I am snorting and laughing and wheezing fjdsaklfjds IT IS LITERALLY SAYING NO
It’s a good thing cats like water OH MY GOD.
THAT CAT IS HOWLING
HOWLING MIND YOU
“NO”
“that is a sound of pleasure”
“nooOOOO”
When I die I want someone to fertilize my grave with catnip and every so often bring stray cats to my grave so that they’ll be going all crazy and rubbing themselves all over my grave and everyone will think I was some kind of cat God.
If anyone in California is interested in adopting a dog or a cat, Kerns County Animal Shelter ( one of the most disgraceful shelters in California ) is being shut down. Dogs are being sold for 15$ and cats for 5$ ( all are fixed with shots. )
Every animal will be put down by September 30th.
Go here for more information.
Signal boost since I can’t adopt one myself.
enouement-x
